fozzie:

fozzie:

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

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youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

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elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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brachial-saur:
“did-you-kno:
“If, for some reason, Johnny Depp became unavailable to star in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Tim Burton’s second choice was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Source Source 2
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This, right here, is the reason time travel...
"She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you’ll know loss the rest of your life."The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao (Junot Diaz)

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